UNLIMITED BOOK ë The Virgin Romance Novelist - by Meghan Quinn #2020

  • Title: The Virgin Romance Novelist
  • Author: Meghan Quinn
  • ISBN: -
  • Page: 393
  • Format: Kindle Edition

  • The Virgin Romance Novelist By Meghan Quinn WARNING THE VIRGIN ROMANCE NOVELIST IS A STANDALONE ROMANTIC COMEDY THAT WILL CAUSE YOU TO LAUGH LIKE A HYENA IN PUBLIC READ IN THE CONFINES OF YOUR OWN HOME IF YOU ARE ADDICTED TO CLIFFHANGERS, GETTING YOUR HEART RIPPED OUT OF YOUR CHEST AND FEELING LIKE A BULLDOZER JUST PLOWED THROUGH YOUR STOMACH, THEN THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR YOU IF YOU LIKE PEEING YOUR PANTS AND CRY WARNING THE VIRGIN ROMANCE NOVELIST IS A STANDALONE ROMANTIC COMEDY THAT WILL CAUSE YOU TO LAUGH LIKE A HYENA IN PUBLIC READ IN THE CONFINES OF YOUR OWN HOME IF YOU ARE ADDICTED TO CLIFFHANGERS, GETTING YOUR HEART RIPPED OUT OF YOUR CHEST AND FEELING LIKE A BULLDOZER JUST PLOWED THROUGH YOUR STOMACH, THEN THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR YOU IF YOU LIKE PEEING YOUR PANTS AND CRYING FROM LAUGHING SO HARD, THEN PLEASE CONTINUE READING Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch Can you say briar patch in a romance novel What about meat sword That s what it is a meat sword, right, all meaty and sword like, slaying through the inner dungeons of a woman s dark desires What about breasts Do bosoms really heave God, I have no idea what happens when private parts touch I m a virgin trying to write a romance novel and can t seem to write past a sex scene thanks to my lack of experience My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen for a while and gain some real life practice through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups But losing my virginity is proving to be tougher than expected
    Meghan Quinn
    Like me on FB facebook meghanquinnaWhen I was in high school I occasionally read books but was consumed by other teenage things so I didn t take the time to appreciate a good book on a cloudy day, wrapped up in a blanket on the couch It wasn t until I received a Kindle for Christmas one year that my world completely flipped upside down When looking for books I came across the Contemporary Romance genre and was sold and I haven t turned back since You can either find my head buried in my Kindle, listening to inspiring heart ripping music or typing away on the computer twisting and turning the lives of my characters while driving my readers crazy with anticipation I currently reside in beautiful Colorado Springs where the sun is always shining and there is a trail waiting to be hiked on every corner I share a lovely and warm home with the love of my life and my five, four legged children.

    The Virgin Romance Novelist By Meghan Quinn


    4 stars If you re in the mood for a laugh out loud, fresh and fun romantic comedy, The Virgin Romance Novelist is the perfect book to pick up Rosie is an aspiring author After graduating from college, she s working at the only writing job she could find She works for a cat magazine And she s not happy there By day she works at the cat magazine, but the rest of the time, she s following her dreams and aspiring to be a romance novelist But she has a problem Rosie is having trouble writing a good s [...]

    Shelby *trains flying monkeys*
    Her bosom heaved an an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch Briar patch What the hell are you writing That s how we begin this book Rosie is a young woman who wants to write a romance novel The thing is she has never had sex She is a major bookworm who has led a sheltered life The only penises I ve seen were courtesy of Tumblr and some careful Googling I would rather study one in person, because from what I ve read in other romance novels, they had [...]

    Originally Posted on Confessions of an Opinionated Book GeekThere are two different types of comedy There s the type where situations are presented to us in a humorous light and we all laugh together in amusement Then there s the type where people and lifestyles are put on display and we laugh at the display, not with it, not together, but at it THE VIRGIN ROMANCE NOVELIST is the latter The author puts everyone from virgins and fans of historical romance to cat lovers on display and makes them s [...]

    Vrsha (PeekAtMyBookReview)
    18 Review Ahead Rating 4 Rosie and her VaginaUrm sorry Virginia Stars Click HERE to see full picture My Views ILOVEDthis book I devour everything that is funny and this one is HILARIOUS.This is story of Rosie, how she emerged from her cocoon and gets in the real world and starts experimenting with Erotic Novels and dating because she simply wants to be a Romance Novelist Now I don t know if Rosie is just unlucky or fate didn t wanted her to be with the wrong guy but her date has a way of getting [...]

    Kelly (and the Book Boar)
    Find all of my reviews at 52bookminimum When Shelby told me Mitchell and I needed to read this, there was only one thing we could do We re just not good at potentially porny books What can I say Once we downed our bottles tiny glasses of wine, we were ready to embark on this journey What did we find Well, we found Rosie Rosie is an aspiring romance novelist She wants to write all about heaving bosoms and being impaled by majestic meat swords but there are a couple of things holding her back Pro [...]

    Rosie has a plan, to write a romance novel This shouldn t be an issue since she is a writer and love s a good romance As she begins to write she realizes it is a huge problem, she is a virgin and has no experience with love or with men When I decided to read this one I thought it would be a sweet story about finding love, and it is but what really steals the show is the wit and humor Not that it s any of your business, but I was referring to a lady s peaceful pleasure garden Rosie is hilarious a [...]

    Given my love for love and my ability to get lost in my writing, I didn t think it would be hard to write my first romancebut I forgot about one little speed bump in that plan.I was still a virgin FULL REVIEW Holy smut You want a book that is so hilarious you can t stop laughing your ass out loud Or maybe a book so disastrous you can t help but feel better knowing someone is having a worse albeit fictional date than you ever have Need not to worry any Here s a book to all those who are virgins a [...]

    Story Rating 5 STARS Character Ratings 5 STARS Romance Rating 5 STARS Heat Level 3 StarsEnding 5 STAR Overall Rating 5 HUGE, I LOVED IT STARS The Virgin Romance Novelist has got to be the funniest book I have EVER had the pleasure of reading I laughed some many times to even keep count I just have to mention Rosie is a virgin, she s trying to write a sexy romance novel but she has NO experience what so ever When her friends read what she written so far, they try with humor to explain to her that [...]

    This just may be one of the funniest books I have come across I swear it made me laugh so much It was pretty difficult not to burst out laughing while reading in the middle of the night but damn I enjoyed it so much.The story is about, as the title suggests, a virgin on her way to writing a romance novel I thought that would make a good read and hence one of the reasons I decided to give it a go in the first place Our main heroine Rosie is a bit of an awkward one She finds herself in some of the [...]

    Type StandalonePOV First Person FemaleRating Rosie Bloom hated her job at the dreaded cat magazine Inspired to be an author, she attempted to write romance novel in her free time Romance novels need sex scenes and you have to be experience to write a good one The problem is, Rosie was a virgin To help rectify the situations, she got help from her roommates and best friends Delany and Henry With their guidance , she embarked on the perilous road of dating resulting in unexpected circumstances It [...]

    ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT,LOVED IT This is one of the funniest books I ve EVER read and this was me virtually throughout the whole bookRosie wants to write an Erotic booky problem is she s a 23 yr old Virgin with no sexual experience s whatsoeverHer 2 best friends and roommates decide to help and enter her on a dating website and what follows are some of the funniest and most disastrous dates EVER Rosie practicing with a banana Oh yeah,you like that banana Are you going to turn into banana pudding so [...]

    I received this book from NetGalley in exchange for an honest review.There are a lot of life lessons in this book, wrapped up in a hilarious shiny package to which, I feel, every woman can relate.Something in every chapter made me laugh, and the book was nearly impossible to put down Aside from a few grammatical errors and, I admit, a few cringe worthy moments whenever Virginia was described as flapping clapping her folds, which should NEVER be spoken or written , I loved every minute of this ta [...]

    4.25 starsRosie Bloom is an avid reader and aspiring writer but before she can truly pen her first romance novel, she must be experience the sex she wants to writes about To confirm, Rosie is a college graduate but still a virgin However, you need not worry because Rosie is smart and resourceful With the help of her best friends, Rosie seeks answers to all her questions and enthusiastically gets into the dating world Until this moment, all of Rosie s knowledge is based on outdated romance novels [...]

    Meghan Quinn
    The Virgin Romance Novelist is a standalone romantic comedy that will have you laughing out loud at an uncontrollable rate, peeing your pants to the point of just having to sit on the toilet to read and feeling so incredibly embarrassed that you will have to constantly re hydrate yourself from sweating too much.Rosie Bloom is an aspiring romance novelist, trying to make it in the writing world but has found that even though she is passionate about writing romance, there is one little problem, sh [...]

    Rosie and HenryMy husband kicked me out of bed because I was laughing so hard This book could be one of the funniest I have read in a long time It would have gotten 5 stars except for a dumbass move Henry pulls at the end which really, really bothered me and I could have done without so many references to Virginia Full review to come on Fiction Vixen Book Reviews

    Pavitra (For The Love of Fictional Worlds)
    Actual Rating 4.5 StarsReview first up on For The Love of Fictional WorldsI received a digital copy of the book from NetGalley in exchange for an honest review I m the friend, never the girlfriend, and I was okay with that until I realised I m twenty three, still a virgin, and as sexually inexperienced as a tween with Justin Bieber Posters covering her walls I have been a closet romance novel freak since a long time and I am not ashamed to say that I have loved reading happily ever afters since [...]

    ARC provided by author in exchange of honest reviewOMGwhat the hell did I read This was my first Meghan Quinn book that I have read and I am officially a fan I don t know whether to thank Meghan for making me laugh out loud or feel bad for Rosie as she embarks on the crazy misadventures on getting her cherry popped Briar PatchHeaving BosomMeat sword Pleasure gardenoh yeah, Rosie s Virginia Welcome to the world of Rosie Bloom, a 23 year virgin aspiring romance novelist and her eccentric vocabular [...]

    Lady Gabriella of Awesomeness
    DNF Please Stop Sorry,Just not MY kind of humor

    christine danielle (Bibliophilic Madness)
    FOR MORE REVIEWS AND GIVEAWAYS, DO CHECK OUT MY BLOG PLOT 5CHARACTERS 5COVER 5OVERALL RATING 5Favorite Quotes Love is funny.It comes in all different shapes and sizes Sometimes it s hard to find and sometimes it s in front of you, waiting to be recognized.The Virgin Romance Novelist is SIMPLY AMAZING A book that will make you laugh out loud to the point that you ll be in tears, it s the perfect blend of romance and comedy If you re looking for something that will make you laugh and feel the butt [...]

    DNF at 56%I know that The Virgin Romance Novelist is loved by many but this kind of humor just didn t work for me at all I found this novel all 56% I read ridiculous, unrealistic and boring so I decided to save myself a time and ended it early.

    One of the funniest reads, I ve read in a long time I was only bummed about something that happened near the end, but other than that I had a blast while reading this one If you need something light and funny, this is the one you should pick up D If I have the proper mood and time, I ll write a full review

    Ella Janine
    It s all about the find when it comes to love, the moment when you meet the one person in your life you can t possibly live without, that was what intrigued me.Rosie dreams of writing a successful romance novel by delivering love and passion through pages She gets inspiration from reading lots of romance books, and dreams on finding her own true book boyfriend But there s a problem, how is she suppose to write about sex when she has no experience at it Thus, begins her journey to finding romance [...]

    Violina The Romance Lover
    3 From best friends to lovers stars Note to self When people say dicks come in all shapes and sizes, they are not kidding This is a story about the 23 years oldRosieand herbein a virgin but want to write a book with sexproblems She grew up shelterd from life and especiallydatinglife Hating her current job, her dream is to write aromance A book full with love, passion and lust butHOWthat could happen when she is so inexperienced with all of that Herbestfriends decided to help her with her dating [...]

    Lanie (Lanies Book Thoughts)
    The Virgin Romance Novelist was extremely funny and definitely a great new adult story The basic story revolves around a twenty three year old woman who has this desire to write a romance story but the only problem is she has no experience with men She s also never read a contemporary romance or any romance for that matter written after the 80s To her Fabio is still all the rage, she hasn t met any of todays romance heroes Between her lack of experience and lack of modern romance understanding s [...]

    If you want something light and funny to read, this one is for you There is a whole community out there who loves love, who loves romance, and I m one of them It s a world I love living in, where there are happily ever afters, the odd girl gets the good looking guy, and where chivalry isn t lost I know it can t all be true, that life isn t as grand as some novels make it out to be, but I still love every single story because it s an escape from reality, a moment in time where you can daydream of [...]

    Arc kindly provided by NetGalley 4.5 virgin stars The Virgin romance novelist is a romantic comedy.First If you are looking for a good story with so many funny scenes, this is the story Believe me, this book is great for all of you who like an amazing heroine You will laugh for minutes with some scenes I touched it, I touched the penis Oh God, it s like one of those blow up punching bags that you it and it falls, but then comes back up Cum flew everywhere WARNING n 1 don t drink too much water b [...]

    ❀Aimee❀ Just one more page...
    Some sections of this book were hilarious and laugh out loud These sections would have made a great stand up routine.I didn t buy the roommate tension I found it unbelievable how long the misunderstandings and will they won t they went on Henry calling her, love when they were just friends was just odd for me The sections about her work were just tedious for me and I had to skim those sections.I got tired of reading about Virginia clapping or flapping her folds Just.ew.So basically, I just wante [...]

    Debra Anastasia
    I just finished this and loved it The Italian scene was my flat out favorite I had to set down the kindle and cry laugh It s unique, funny and wonderful The main character is adorable and I love her job And as funny as it was, it s really hot too I think this is an amazing debut novel that readers will LOVE.

    4 VIRGIN STARS Love isn t easy and love isn t kind love is something you sacrifice everything for in the hopes that maybe, just maybe, there is a person in this world who will accept you for who you are.After some depressing book, I need a happy read My first read from Meghan Quinn and I was hooked The Virgin Romance Novelist has really great and sarcastic humor that right up in my alley The first page really made me LOL in the middle of the night Like R u kidding me Writing a romance novel shou [...]

    Ryan Ringbloom
    I was privileged enough to receive an ARC of this book from the author.Read Cringe Laugh.This book will have you rolling Rosie Bloom, AKA, The Virgin Romance Novelist sets out to find her perfect story by finding some hands on experience Not an easy task True to life problems keep getting in her way Make that some HILARIOUS real life problems Luckily she has two roommates to help guide her on her path looking for lust and romance in New York Her best friend Henry gives her advice, leaves her som [...]

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